Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Today Will & Amala weigh in on a Portland children’s hospital offering advice on the “safe tucking” of male genitals, among other disturbing practices. Plus Harvard openly abandons its historic neutrality on political issues, the NYT proposes ending a 9-5 schedule, and Chris Cuomo goes scorched earth on CNN. Watch to the end for a Throwback Thursday history lesson from Will on the real Saint Patrick.