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Greg Gutfeld

Successful liberals live by conservative values. It's true. The liberal musician, the liberal chef, the liberal writer -- all swear by things conservatives love, like competition, earned reward, and, yes, profit and the bottom line. Greg Gutfeld, bestselling author of, "How To Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct", explains. ORDER "How to Be Right".

Success is based on conservative principles: supply and demand, work and reward, competition and merit-based achievement. 

  • Success depends on universal truths such as supply and demand,View Source
  • the importance of hard work,View Source
  • and competition.View Source
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Many successful artists may be progressive icons, but their business practices are often deeply conservative. 

  • Successful artists are often deeply conservative in their practices because that is what it takes to succeed in the industry. For example, Mick Jagger (who studied finance and economics) and the Rolling Stones became a highly successful enterprise in large part because of their meticulously strategic tours, which allowed the band to control their revenue stream instead of being dependent on record sales.View Source
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Competition and the “bottom line” is a fact of life in almost all pursuits—and that’s a good thing.  

  • For example, take the food industry: Eighty percent of new restaurants fail in the first five years.View Source
  • Sub-par management and accounting skills contribute to most failures, as well inconsistencies in food quality, leading to the common saying in the business, “You’re only as good as your last meal.”View Source
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Successful people, even successful progressives, rely on conservative principles to achieve and maintain that success.  

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  • the importance of hard work,View Source
  • and competition.View Source
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Exercise is one of the best examples of conservative thinking in action: effort put in leads directly to gains. 

  • A person’s fitness level only improves when that person puts in the necessary hours of exercise. No matter how complex one’s diet and exercise regimen, that simple truth is undeniable—effort and result are in nearly direct correlation.View Source
  • In this way, the human body teaches us clearly about the conservative view of incentives and disincentives.View Source
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Did you know that all success in life is based on conservative principles?

Well, it’s true. As I explain in my book, How to Be Right: the Art of Being Persuasively Correct, if liberals applied their no-score, no-winner, no-loser belief systems to their hobbies or professions, they would fail miserably.

Success relies on absolute truths, on supply and demand, on work and reward, on competition, and on achievement, not group identity. As the old saying goes, it doesn't matter if the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice. Conservatives catch mice. Liberals buy them cheese -- with your money.

It's interesting that people who participate in professions that require conservative values are so often on the Left. Here are three examples you might not have thought of.

Example One: The Musician

You'd think all of them are liberals in their personal lives, but only a few can actually afford to be.  Smart musicians are often the most conservative people on the planet. Someone has to pay for the gas, the guitar strings, and the antibiotics. When you see your favorite metal band, you can bet that the whole tour is mapped out not as some hippy-dippy road trip, but as a meticulously planned endeavor to wring every penny of profit out of it.

Maybe it’s not surprising then that the most successful rock band in history is headed by someone who studied finance and accounting at the London School of Economics -- Mick Jagger. (And, yes, it’s true "Satisfaction" was about the joy of capital gains).

Example Two: Fitness

As a former editor of a health magazine, I can attest: the government cannot give you six-pack abs (unless you get them to pay for the implants).  

Exercise is perhaps the best example of conservative thinking at your disposal. For the amount of effort you put in, you reap the reward you deserve. If you pump iron for two hours, three times a week, your body will change as a direct result.

Fitness is one bank where you deposit effort and you build a portfolio of reward. There is no affirmative action in exercise. One muscle doesn’t get special dispensation because it’s smaller or weaker. There is no minimum wage safety net, or unemployed bennies for your glutes -- you’re either in shape or you’re not. No one is gonna redistribute my awesome pecs. As President Barack Obama famously once said, “You didn’t build that.” Sorry, but I did.

Example Three: Cooking

There are boatloads of cooking shows these days, populated by spiky-haired women and tattooed love-patched beardos from Brooklyn. They all look so Occupy Wall Street -- but when they enter the kitchen they become the Wolves of Wall Street. There are no feelings behind that butcher block; there’s no room for “if it feels good, do it.”

Restaurants that require reservations weeks or months in advance got that way because of reliance on a diligent work ethic.  Every body involved from the chef to the wait staff to dishwashers strive night in, night out to make great food and produce a great experience. You cannot reach that pinnacle without being intensely competitive and results-oriented, in other words, a capitalist. In the end, cooking is really just building a successful enterprise, with food. And it must taste good, not fulfill a greater good.

All success in life is based on conservative principles. Ponder that the next time you hear a great piece of music, hit the gym or eat a tasty meal.  If you do, you might realize you’re not as liberal as you think.

I’m Greg Gutfeld.

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